Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi proposes a democratic solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, while ironically overlooking the lack of similar democratic processes in Iran. His plan includes a single-state solution based on voting by all Palestinians, starkly contrasting with Iran's own political landscape.

U.S. funds for Ukraine dwindle, Zelenskyy quips about a dog-led peace, and Ukraine prolongs martial law amidst maritime strife—suggesting even a dog's rule could be a relief.

President Zelenskyy navigates the absurdity of war, rejecting elections while a Ukrainian lawmaker's Maldives getaway contrasts sharply with the stark realities of the battlefield. Western support flutters symbolically as Ukraine's drama unfolds on the global stage.

In a plot twist worthy of a Canadian telenovela, Goldie Ghamari has mistaken peaceful protests for an extremist maple leaf blight, and public prayers for the battle cry of polite Canadian radicals. It's like confusing a hockey game for gladiatorial combat.

Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu's eyebrow-raising endorsement of nuclear options for Gaza turns diplomacy on its head, marrying biblical vengeance with atomic-age zeal in a satirical twist on international relations. When hyperbole and policy collide, Eliyahu’s statements beg the question: Is reality the new satire?

Yemen's crisis—where Houthi rebels and a Saudi-backed government stir a bitter blend, while the world's response simmers on the back burner, leaving a humanitarian disaster brewing in the pot.

Canada abstains from UN vote on Gaza ceasefire, facing criticism for lack of compassion and independence from US stance.

Canada's elite JTF2 troops have tiptoed into Israel, and the official story is they're just there to fluff pillows at the embassy. Are they moonlighting as peacekeepers or auditioning for a cameo in the next Middle East action saga.