In a plot twist worthy of a Canadian telenovela, Goldie Ghamari has mistaken peaceful protests for an extremist maple leaf blight, and public prayers for the battle cry of polite Canadian radicals. It's like confusing a hockey game for gladiatorial combat.

In a bold move to curb rising inflation, Bank of Canada Governor Tiff Macklem has proposed a solution that takes advantage of Canada's rich board game heritage: using Monopoly money.

Canada's iconic geese have staged a nationwide "honk-in" protesting the surge of human migrants into their serene homeland.