n a move that's sure to make your current AI look like a prehistoric cave painting, OpenAI has announced GPT-4 Turbo, the latest model that's so advanced, it practically does your taxes and walks your dog. During what could only be described as the social event of the season—if your season revolves around algorithms and code—OpenAI revealed that you can now create custom chatbots that are more personalized than your coffee order at that hipster cafe with the barista who judges your latte choices.

GPT-4 Turbo is like GPT-3's more successful sibling who went to an Ivy League and drives a Tesla. It's not just a little bit better; it's 'summarize War and Peace while baking sourdough' better. And it's got context up to April 2023, so it can finally stop giving you that blank stare when you ask who won the Super Bowl last year.

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella made a surprise cameo, probably because even he couldn't resist checking out if the new AI could finally beat him at Halo. He and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman stood on stage, promising the world that they're going to give us so much compute, we might just forget how to do math on our own.

And for those developers out there, get ready to save your pennies because running GPT-4 Turbo is cheaper than a discount store knock-off brand. We're talking '3x cheaper input tokens'—because who doesn't love a good token, especially when it's on sale?

But wait, there's more! You can now build your own GPT without knowing how to code, which is great news for all of us who thought 'Python' was just a type of snake. Want a chatbot that can write like Shakespeare and calculate like Einstein? You got it. Need a virtual assistant that can psychoanalyze your dreams and then whip up a mean beef bourguignon? Sure, why not.

So, get ready to see personalized AI chatbots everywhere, from your favorite shopping app to that one website you only visit in incognito mode. The future is here, and it's got a chatbot for literally everything.